The Phantom Holding Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shepard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.