The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Shepard's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Shepard was due a breakout.
76%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Shepard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.