The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A mysterious flag erases Shepard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shepard, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.