The Butter-Finger Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- The QB looks at Shepard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shepard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.