The Phantom Holding Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Shepard tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
73%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shepard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.