The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shepard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.