The Inch-Short Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shepard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.