The Inch-Short Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shepard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.