The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Ref: "Number Shepard, that's a flag." Shepard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Shepard gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
75%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shepard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.