The Inch-Short Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Shepard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shepard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.