The Butter-Finger Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Shepard's stadium. Only over Shepard.
72%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Shepard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.