The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Shepard's stadium. Only over Shepard.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shepard, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.