The Dropped Pass Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
72%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shepard, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.