The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Shepard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Shepard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.