The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“The QB looks at Shepard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shepard, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.