The Late Scratch Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Shepard, Shepard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.