The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Shepard's stadium. Only over Shepard.
- Ref: "Number Shepard, that's a flag." Shepard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Shepard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.