The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Ref: "Number Shepard, that's a flag." Shepard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shepard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.