The Phantom Holding Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Shepard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shepard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.