The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Shepard's stadium. Only over Shepard.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Shepard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shepard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.