The Dropped Pass Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shepard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.