The Phantom Holding Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
85%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.