The Snap Count Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.
- Dell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
72%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.