The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.