The Phantom Flag Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dell's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dell was due a breakout.
78%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.