The Dropped Pass Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Dell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.