The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The QB looks at Dell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
78%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Dell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.