The Butter-Finger Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dell, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.