The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Dell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.