The Late Scratch Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dell's stadium. Only over Dell.
- Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.