The Snap Count Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.