The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The QB looks at Dell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
84%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.