The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Dell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.