The Phantom Flag Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Dell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Dell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.