The Snap Count Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- The QB looks at Dell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.