The Dropped Pass Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- The QB looks at Dell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Dell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
82%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.