The Inch-Short Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- The QB looks at Dell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Dell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.