The Phantom Flag Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Ref: "Number Dell, that's a flag." Dell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.