The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dell's stadium. Only over Dell.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- The broadcast shows Dell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
92%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.