The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is already "Questionable" with that hand. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
75%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.