The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- The broadcast shows Dell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.