The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Dell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Dell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
86%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.