The Inch-Short Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Dell, that's a flag." Dell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.