The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dell's stadium. Only over Dell.
- Dell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
88%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.