The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Dell, Dell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.