The Late Scratch Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Ref: "Number Dell, that's a flag." Dell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.