The Inch-Short Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Dell is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.