The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.