The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dell was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
72%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.