The Late Scratch Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dell's stadium. Only over Dell.
- Dell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
90%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.